August 2012
Me: Mom guess what!
Mom: What?
Me: I have a boyfriend!!!
Mom: Really! Oh can I meet him?
Me: Buy me One Direction VIP tickets and we both can.
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July 2012
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glamydia:
if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you itÂ
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